Let’s go to the park today. Fat chance
The zoo? I don’t think so.
Welcome to Ohio, Grandma and Papa – sorry we can’t go outside and enjoy the lovely day. I don’t feel like being skeeter food today.
We got a few more inches of rain yesterday. My yard is flooded again. (like ¼ an acre is completely submerged) I have no idea how many inches we’ve gotten this year, but my ditch hasn’t been dry since May.
Grandma P says lets go out and drive our trucks through the mud puddles. (more commonly known as New Mexico “lakes”) Nah.
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Driving trucks through the mud is good. Driving trucks cross-country is better - more commonly known among rednecks as bush-bashing or hump-jumping. (I feel Southern West Virginia comng out...)
Smoking cigars is better than bug spray.
Have you sprayed the mosquitoes again? (That's more likely than giving Alex a cigar.) You need to do it often. Or just get lots of cigars.
Those skeeters are not going to win the summer.
I feel for ya on the mosquitoes, Elissa! Here's a thought since you know you have standing water ... there's a product I've heard of called mosquito dunks, I think - it's some kind of briquette that you toss into standing water that keeps the mosquitoes from breeding. Maybe between that and the spraying, it would make a difference. We were prisoners in our own home until we found a spray that works. It sucks!!
The Michigan Air Force has infiltrated the Toledo area....
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